If Hyde gets this sort of reaction, just imagine what havoc Mana would bring (I actually don’t have to imagine, having used Mana to drop a few Bridgets… One guy still refuses to believe Mana is anything but female.)

Gackt’s got unearthly (if a bit overprocessed) beauty, charm and a heck of a lot of talent… Still I find the most endearing thing about him to be how batshit crazy he is. The title “Jihaku” means “Confession”. It is also the title of Gackt’s autobiography.

I couldn’t do a series of J-Rock comics and NOT do one about Hyde’s height. The man is teeny! Now, I am by no means Amazonian, but when I’m in my boots (and any situation in which I would meet Hyde, I’d be wearing my boots), I’m like eight inches taller than him. I actually… Continue reading 3. 157

All teasing is meant with the greatest affection towards Miyavi (his more vocal and downright mean spirited fangirls on the otherhand…). Honestly, I don’t care that he removed his piercings. He looked VERY cool, but whatev. If he feels he’s grown out of it *shrug*.

Lovingly dedicated to my best friend Jen, for reasons which should be very clear to anyone who knows her. Yeah, so… Honestly, I like VAMPS’ version better than Bowie’s. After I did this comic, I realized the punchline was a tad similar to I’m My Own Mascot’s Masaman Armageddon. Oops…. Sorry, K.Bo! But I defend… Continue reading 5. Modern Love

You know what? I’m really NOT ashamed. Arashi is freakin’ awesome, in a shiny, happy rainbow-dancing boy band way. But my singing is something that should ALWAYS be shameful. Especially when I try to sing in Japanese (or in this case, Engrish)

You ESPECIALLY don’t want to underestimate his want to touch or be touched by other men. Both Illuminati and Vanilla have been known to melt FANGIRLS, let alone gaydars. But to be fair, I think Gackt even had chemistry with the speaker in the Illuminati live. And Moon Child… Well, it’s summed up in the… Continue reading 7. Thoughts on Yaoi

I’ve read the lyrics for “Hideaway”. I’ve read an English translation of “Hideaway”. I’ve listened to “Hideaway” probably a hundred times. Still don’t understand it and think it sounds like “You got a bojangle”… Don’t get me started on “Stay Away”. WTF does “Trying trying in yourself” mean? But to be honest, this comic is… Continue reading 8. Lost in Translation Pt 1

This strip was my mum’s idea. She suggested it before I did Lost in Translation Pt 1. I told her I’d already written a strip on the topic of misheard lyrics, but I had to make it work. “Sunrise meatballs” indeed. And much love to Crystal, who pointed out “gay men go”. Thank you so… Continue reading 9. Lost in Translation Pt 2

I’ve been to two J-Rock concerts. The first– Dir En Grey– I actually had quite a bit of room. Because I’m not a huge fan, I chose to hang back at the bar with my brother. Due to the hugely underaged crowd, the bar was sparse, but the front was indeed packed. When I saw… Continue reading 10. Contact Sport